That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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