went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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