I'm eating all of the evidence.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
