a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
