Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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