break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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