remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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