What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
