It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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