Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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