I think my vagina is haunted
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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