Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is Oprah even human
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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