me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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