so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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