The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just made out with a guy for $7.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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