If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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