Where did you get a picture of my penis
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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