1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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