you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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