I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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