If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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