I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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