Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
babies were throwing up all over the place
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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