He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize