I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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