Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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