**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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