I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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