i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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