I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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