wake up i wanna do it froggy style
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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