Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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