What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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