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dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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