Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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