Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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