The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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