my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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