he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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