uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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