I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
