I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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