The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do plants get herpes?
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