So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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