its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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