She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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