I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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