uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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