I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think a kid would responsible me up
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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