Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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