I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
