Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
